General Mills charged with declaring war on marriage

Dog sez: “I’m gonna keep you up all night, then when you’re past the point of no return I’ll go to sleep and leave you to enjoy insomnia.”

You know who I would love to hang out and have a drink with? Joanne Worley.

There is never a time of day when motorcycles aren’t annoying. But the guy who rides one on a small residential street at 3am is an asshole.