The joke will be on immigrants when they find out if they want to be a person they have to be a corporation. #scotus (via @BorowitzReport)

@timdaly pfft. Try VTA light rail in San Jose. You can literally walk there faster. Seriously. Walkers overtake the train downtown.

I didn’t realize until just now how much of my livelihood has relied on Steve Jobs innovations, letting me be creative without stress.

RT @sarahickman: Help me finish “Absence of Blame”, my new adult CD! Here’s how . . ….