Kathy Griffin: I Would Never Have Dreamed of Outing Anderson Cooper

It had to happen someday: the new president of Disneyland is openly gay! Can’t wait until the religious right hears about this.

RT @BorowitzReport: As we go from Palin to Bachmann to Perry, I now understand why the Republicans don’t believe in evolution.

Hey, Google — “Touch the Android to Begin” is a pretty provocative startup message, don’t you think?