4th of July Tip: If you get busted for fireworks, tell the cops it is a particle collider and you’re doing research. (via @Fake_Dispatch)

Here’s another thing I don’t quite understand. My house was built in 1983. It was initially purchased for $103,000. 15 years later, it had increased in value by $28,000. In the last year, between 2003 and  [more...]

As I begin the slow but certain slide into old-man-hood, each new sign of aging is a bewildering shock. Today, I discovered that my eyebrows are becoming wild and unruly, with long curly hairs popping up every which way  [more...]