Mark Twain invented Mitt

Successfully stayed up to the equivalent of 9pm my time. Can haz zzzz now?

Nothing says “you’re getting old & will live in a refrigerator box with no one to take care of you” like your Social Security statement.

RT @iWatch: Despite GOP claims, U.S. health care isn’t the best in the world — but it is the most expensive, writes @wendellpotter: http …