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LOL: “Terrorists and dictators, lacking the filibuster, have no effective defense against Barack Obama.”

So, the new iPhone design is what I wanted it to look like back in 2007. But video chat? Meh. Not interested and too little, too late.

Since I do it exponentially less often than I, say, visit Disneyland, it’s worth tweeting: I am ironing a shirt.