8 tvs in this Black Angus dining room, with blaring speakers. Tell me again why going out is better than at home in front of the tv?

Good news, everybody! Judging from this Reuters photo of teleprompter preparations, a certain robot from the 30th century will be opening the Democratic convention festivities with the pledge of allegiance. Gleep!

I’m tellin’ ya, Ellen has to be the gayest daytime talk show there is. TiVo has been recording her show for me, and she keeps having guests that I love – Megan Mullaly, Sean Hayes, Allison  [more...]