Romney Outsourced 2002 Olympics Uniforms To Burma, Leading Human Rights Violater

AT&T Online: Clicking “How do I call for repair if my phone isn’t working?” generates a blank page. Guess the answer is “you can’t.”

Indication of my frazzled mental state: all day yesterday I was wearing my boxer briefs inside-out.

Hey, 20-something guy with the 4″ diameter earlobe holes – you look like a 1960s Natl Geographic cover. Good luck finding a job in your 30s.