I look forward to the day when someone storms into a midnight screening of a sweet romantic comedy and kisses everyone full on the mouth. – Mark Morford

Don’t they hate us enough already? Via SF Gate: Michael Jackson has decided to make the Persian Gulf nation of Bahrain his permanent home, his attorney said Thursday. “He’s looking much better  [more...]

Oh, give me a break. This is like saying we need a White Straight Middle-Aged Male group because that is a marginalized demographic. Seriously: you can’t open your eyes for 5 minutes without being made aware of  [more...]