Hot new conservative lie: The private sector invented the Internet

Seriously. Maps is bad enough, but Google still had to fake it?

Not quite sure what demographic Microsoft is trying to get into its stores.

I don’t know why I was so worried about turning 39 — for my birthday, I got a box of chocolates, and now my face has broken out and instead of looking 39, I look like a 16 year old getting ready for the prom.