Michele Bachmann: “Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.” (via @BorowitzReport)
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RT @BorowitzReport: Instead of turning them into a game, we should be trying to find the root causes of why the birds are angry.
RT @BorowitzReport: Instead of turning them into a game, we should be trying to find the root causes of why the birds are angry.
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New Romney slogan: “Don’t vote for someone because you like him. Vote for me.” (via @BorowitzReport)
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