Andy Borowitz (BorowitzReport) on Twitter

For goodness’ sake, Senator Kerry, would you please keep your tongue in your mouth when you speak? You’re really grossing me out. And another note to his handlers: a little powder might help with that  [more...]

So, this woman “recently expressed her support of the massacres taking place in Egypt, saying that she was “grateful” and claiming that the more than 600 victims were not “innocent”. She  [more...]