WTF did Rep. Mike Kelly (R-Moronville) say?

Side by side, iPad: 5 bars 3G, 1 bar wifi. iPhone: 1 bar 3G, 5 bars wifi. Ooooookay. Don’tcha think it would work better the other way?

Definition of optimism: the 50 year old, 300 pound, 5’4″ guy on Grindr who is *only* interested in jock guys under 30.

I wish my work on 48 Hr Film competition didn’t always come at the end. Same as my regular job: I’m always the one who can make it late.