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Ryan: “Trillions could be cut from the budget by eliminating empathy.” More: http://t.co/2jnE58Aq (via @BorowitzReport)
http://t.co/2jnE58Aq
Ryan: “Trillions could be cut from the budget by eliminating empathy.” More: http://t.co/2jnE58Aq (via @BorowitzReport)
Happy Earth Day, one and all. I wonder if this year’s Earth Day is apt to be more successful than others, with the current fad of being “green”. I wonder if the green movement will grow and prosper and [more...]
Dear selfish asses, This morning, I took an extra 90 seconds to clear all the snow from the roof, hood, and trunk of my car so that you would not end up with my snow all over your windshield. Would it have been too much [more...]
is digging up his front yard. What will he find? A natural spring? A magical cavern with gold and jewels? A busted pipe? Yeah, most likely.