Ryan: “Trillions could be cut from the budget by eliminating empathy.” More: http://t.co/2jnE58Aq (via @BorowitzReport)

ok, well, i wasn’t gonna do it, i told myself i wouldn’t, but dammit, i need “vanilla moka coffee” from the magic coffee machine.

What’s on SiruisXM 40s on 4: “Stompin’ at the Savoy.” What’s on SirusXM 80s on 8: “Manic Monday.” This tweet valid at all times, everyday.