Michael J. Fox is ready to come back to TV, developing a semi-autobiographical sitcom

You know what’s worse than a 44th birthday? Realizing that your motto could be: “Now in our 45th Year!”

@BorowitzReport: When I was a little boy I was told that by the 21st century we’d have robots, and sure enough, here’s Romney.

You know who we don’t see enough of these days? Ruth Buzzi.