Michael J. Fox is ready to come back to TV, developing a semi-autobiographical sitcom

Okay, FINE. I’ll turn the HEAT back on in the middle of MAY in CALIFORNIA. Sheesh. HAPPY NOW?

Got a salad at Quizno’s that I thought might be somewhat healthful. Turns out it had 1,090 calories and 23g of saturated fat. Surprise!

Facebook’s down. My banking site is down. I can’t sync my iDisk. Is there something going on that I may have missed?