‘Just kidding, don’t shoot me!’: Canadians ridicule unarmed US tourist’s fears

“@BorowitzReport: MUST READ POLL: Voters Willing to Replace Obama with Someone Blatantly Brain-damaged: ;

After paying for .Mac/MobileMe for a whopping 11 years, I am finally gonna get “real” functionality for free? Amazing. #earlyadopterlament

The security implications of making me change passwords every few months? I can’t remember them and will end up writing them on a post-it.