Phyllis Diller, thank you for what you did for all women in comedy who followed your path. (via @Ruth_A_Buzzi)

Dear Apple,
When are you going to fix this window bug in Safari? You know, the bug that’s been around since 2003?
Just wonderin’.
Love, Gene

I haven’t lived in DC for 8 years, but I guess the first 39 years of my life were enough. (The only one I missed was the lion — having lived in Dupont Circle and worked in Woodley Park, you might be able to guess  [more...]