Aesop to the Right: Why I Believe Bristol Palin

Getting my hair cut by a non-English speaker at Great Cuts is like playing the lottery. Sometimes you win, sometimes you sulk for a month.

Really? It’s only 6? Cos I’m ready for bed. #imanoldman

Cybill: “Do you think we’ll ever fall head over heels in love?” Maryann: “No, I think the best we can hope for is heels over head.”