Aesop to the Right: Why I Believe Bristol Palin

Herman Cain reminds me of Marion Barry with all these bitches setting him up.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! New network printers are on the way! ‘Twas color, with a fax inside, the office chortles in its joy.

You know how the astrology charts have just changed? Yeah, I’m STILL A LEO.