Fun Fact: I tip waiters and waitresses at a higher percentage than Mitt Romney paid in taxes.

Nice.

Your blinker doesn’t really make a click sound: How GM makes a car sound like what a car is supposed to sound like.

Perhaps it’s just me being stereotypically gay, but now that the apocalyptic snow storm they were forecasting seems to have petered out, all I can say is:
3 inches? Is that all?