Fun Fact: I tip waiters and waitresses at a higher percentage than Mitt Romney paid in taxes.

“What do police think people normally do with their penises in porn theaters on a typical Wednesday night, and do taxpayers really need to be paying for them to check? The public demands an answer.”

I can already tell that political leanings are a relative matter. Here in California, I’m certain to be branded as a right-winger. I’m pretty astonished at the way people here seem to have only a casual  [more...]