Rev. Grant Storms, critic of Southern Decadence, convicted of obscenity for public masturbation

Headline of the day: “Meg Whitman explains how she can relate to average, non-billionaire Californians”

RT @wired: Opening credits of Doctor Who, in the style of other shows. (including my Dallas version!)

You know what’s good about these election result maps? They make it easy to decide what parts of the country to avoid.