Paul Ryan has strong, unbreakable beliefs: Like the poor have it too good and billionaires just need a break. (via @LOLGOP)

It’ll probably be 3 episodes, with a 6 month break, then a special, then a 9 month break, then 3 more episodes, then 2 more in 2016.

For those of you who were wondering about my plans for last night… well, it seems that it’s impossible to get drunk from 3/4 bottle of cheap Sutter Home White Zinfandel. Evidently, one can’t even get a  [more...]