EXCLUSIVE: Undercover At NOM’s Anti-Gay Student Conference

Is it weird that I’m already prepping a selection of wallpapers for my iPad? One of which says, in large, friendly letters, “Don’t Panic!”?

I wonder what the protests would be like if Obama was trying to establish publicly-funded fire and police protection. Socialism!!

Hey, how ‘ya liking that iPhone MMS you were clamoring for so long? Using it at all? Didn’t think so.