TOM THE DANCING BUG: Mitt Romney Repudiates President Roosevelt’s Fear of Syrup Shelves

POPLAR BLUFF, Mo., Sept. 6 — The God-fearing folk of this rural hamlet must have been mighty scandalized Monday evening when President Bush dropped by to tell them about a previously unappreciated problem  [more...]

So, a senator has decided to close his Capitol Hill office completely, citing “top secret” information of an imminent threat to the Hill from terrorists. I almost jumped the gun and assumed that he was a  [more...]