Man Posts Delightfully Passive-Aggressive Performance Review of Neighbors’ Cacophonous Karaoke All-Nighter

I’m just wondering — if I buy this pie at Safeway, does the perpetually criminal former mayor of Washington, DC get a slice of the profits?

Someone has been placing bizarre, cryptic, detailed ads in the May 1 edition of the University of Arizona newspaper, every year since the 1970s. One guy has embarked on a quest to figure out what it’s all about.

Was it my imagination, or was Lily Tomlin hired as the President’s new executive secretary, Debbie Fitterer, last season on “The West Wing”? Why, then, is she never on the show? Why is Charlie doing  [more...]