Man Posts Delightfully Passive-Aggressive Performance Review of Neighbors’ Cacophonous Karaoke All-Nighter

Well, I’ve taken one more step — I’ve rented a house. After looking at lofts in my feverish dream to be an urban hipster, I discovered that they were all way too small to “live/work.” You  [more...]

On the advice of fashionistas, I got narrow, wide ones… and lo and behold, they DO make my face look thinner! Who knew? All those years wearing round glasses and I never realized…

There’s nothing like lunch at the diner with pals.
Tomorrow morning: the zoo!