RT @BorowitzReport: “Look to your right. Look to your left. One of those people I don’t care about.” — New Romney stump speech line

GOP plan: stop stimulus + cut taxes on rich + let the poor & elderly die so they won’t be a drag on the economy + magic = more jobs?

New game: Earthquake or hypoglycemic episode? Also, new measurement scale: a 3.7 feels the same as an empty stomach + 3 cups of coffee.