Paul Ryan: All Pumped Up For His Closeup | LightBox | TIME.com

I feel like giving a poisoned apple to Snow White. Maybe it’s this enormous pimple on the tip of my nose.

I once dreamed that I wouldn’t be doing last minute trade show stuff at this point in my career. In other news, I am out of gin.

Oh, look – I can do the #beatcancer thing here on Twitter, too! 😉 Woo hoo!