WTF has Obama done so far?

I really miss my friend Marcia. Don’t wanna have to miss the other strong, fantastic women I know.

Testing out my new, hip, healthful standing desk. It might be better for my circulation, but I think I’m gonna need more comfy shoes.

Been at work 40 minutes and I already have a headache from eye strain. I don’t think these progressive lenses are gonna work out. #oldman