Meet Your New Diebold!

You know how OBLs followers shot bullets into the air at his successes? Well, someone here in San Jose is setting off fireworks.

Admonished to tweet during the wedding, I take this moment to admit I’m tearing up at their vows.

An interesting omission on iPad: it doesn’t seem to have caps lock. I guess it wants to keep me from SHOUTING. How civil of it.