Read The Report The GOP Doesn’t Want You To See

You know, I have no trouble with my iPhone battery; but my landline cordless runs out of juice after being off the charger for 15 minutes.

Prop 8 struck down, marriage ban lifted. Sadly, I also just did a survey where I admitted to zero sexual partners in the last 12 months.

Okay, it seems to have stopped raining, I’ll give you that. But it’s still only 40 degrees.