Slippery web designers at Apple hide court ordered apology perpetually below the fold

Kim Jong Il has died? I could have sworn I just saw him Friday at my office’s holiday party. Also there: Dr Marvin Candle from “Lost.”

Got all the way to the office, early, in the rain, and discovered I forgot my entry badge. This is gonna be a good day.

Cue the “super moon causes big earthquakes” crowd.