Hey, remember when evangelicals were pro-choice because of the Bible? What a difference 30 years makes.

What America needs is a really smug young guy explaining how retired people have it too good. (via @LOLGOP)

Now, there were plenty of people who shook their head at people (like me) who stood in line to buy an iPhone.
But I can only say this: no one in that line was dressed up in a wizard costume or carried a wand.