Man Who Accused Elmo Puppeteer Identified, His Criminal Record Uncovered

Been sitting at my desk working nonstop since I got home, and feel like I haven’t accomplished anything. Pft. That’s enough for today.

RT @wilw: I just heard a 5 year-old kid call the waiting area at the gate in the airport “a people parking lot.” How adorable is that?

The pregnant woman waiting to cross the street had an open beer and a cigarette. Hey, at least she was getting some exercise.