TOM THE DANCING BUG: Bill O’Reilly’s

What I’m thinking while waiting for this traffic light: “I wanna open an ad agency and name it McMahon & Tate. Would I get sued?”

“@LOLGOP: Bob Dole endorses Mitt Romney and Viagra because he knows a good stiff when sees one.”

Thomas Jefferson had a “well dogeared” Quran. I’m just saying.