TOM THE DANCING BUG: Bill O’Reilly’s

White House says: “Obama proposes 2-year pay freeze for civilian fed workers.” I had no idea that cannibalism was rampant in DC.

You know what’s stopping me from getting a pie RIGHT NOW? The promise of a donut tomorrow morning at work. That, and incredible laziness.

RT @seanbonner: Am I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious that Sarah Palin keeps calling Assange “un-American”? I mean, you know, sinc …