Grapefruit may turn more drugs deadly, scientists find

I love watching old movies like The Wizard of Oz in HD after seeing crappy VHS or TV versions all my life. It’s like seeing the original.

So, when is Julian Assange gonna release secret documents from a country other than the US? Jerk.

“@BorowitzReport: BREAKING: Gingrich Vows to Clean Up Washington with Army of 9-Year-Old Janitors”