“What is that sound? Is there an emergency alert on the TV? No, it’s your iPhone!”

I dunno. I was in the shower, and one thing led to another — that sometimes happens with me. By the time I emerged, my lips had shrunk down to nothing, my face was fatter, and I looked younger. Well, one out of  [more...]

Just a little housekeeping note: I used to drink English Breakfast tea. My friend Eric drinks Earl Grey, which I always thought smelled and tasted like a cup of water with peat floating in it. And for the last 3 months  [more...]

This is a sad, sad week for comedy. Right now, my blog front page has four obituaries on it. This one is perhaps the most stinging of all. (05-29) 16:28 PDT Los Angeles, CA (AP) — Harvey Korman, the tall  [more...]