Dog dressed as two dogs holding a present

Someone has been placing bizarre, cryptic, detailed ads in the May 1 edition of the University of Arizona newspaper, every year since the 1970s. One guy has embarked on a quest to figure out what it’s all about.

Another so-close-to-the-truth article from The Onion: Reagan To Be Honored With $5,000-A-Head Funeral WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Ronald Reagan will be honored with five days of memorial services, culminating  [more...]