‘Odd Couple,’ ‘Quincy’ Star Jack Klugman Dies at 90 (Report)

RT @BorowitzReport: Watching cable news because you want to be informed is like going to Olive Garden because you want to live in Italy.

Maybe the caffeine in this Vanilla Moka Coffee will help slow the oncoming migraine.

Judging from the number of touch tones coming from the conference room, someone is trying to dial into an Alpha Centauri conference call.