Obama (Officially) Wins! Electoral College Votes Tallied Before Congress : NPR

I’m assuming this is because that’s the day that my relationship ended. Amazing how perceptive Twitter is. What? Something else happened that day? Sorry, I was preoccupied.

“I gave up. It was like arguing with a Tea Partier.”

Never were truer words spoken. If he talked specifics, people might, you know, realize they were voting against their own interests. Like they’ve been doing for generations now.