23 Reasons Sasha And Malia Stole The Inauguration

Larry Gelbart moved to England in the 60s in part because of the war, but later quipped, “I went to escape religious freedom in America.”

RT @LOLGOP: The Tea Party – n. a movement that responded to banks destroying our economy by demanding less regulation on banks.

Lesson learned: don’t keep your emergency Imitrex in your wallet where your ass crushes it into a foul-tasting powder.