Infographic: Money Pit Politics: Spending to Defend the Indefensible

I’d like to thank the sleepy hamlet of Gilroy for making the entire Silicon Valley smell like a cheap Italian restaurant this morning.

I keep wanting to use the Find My iPhone app to figure out why @apple canceled my iPhone 4 order without explanation.

There is a mysterious Asian man gliding around the office in a white lab coat. I swear he’s Pierre Chang, aka Dr. Marvin Candle. Seriously.