The Loch Ness Monster Is Real, And Five Other Insane Lies Taught By Louisiana Textbooks

RT @BorowitzReport: Palin Decides Not to Run: ‘I Want to Go Straight to the Quitting Part’:

These apocalypse reschedulings remind me of press releases hyping the imminent debut of any number of tablet computers.

When I first saw the WashPost “Guide to Davos” I thought it was a biography about the creator of the Daleks.