The Loch Ness Monster Is Real, And Five Other Insane Lies Taught By Louisiana Textbooks

Oh, great… Another helicopter circling the neighborhood in the wee hours. Where am I living, LA?

You know, I have no trouble with my iPhone battery; but my landline cordless runs out of juice after being off the charger for 15 minutes.

So, more than 90% of all email is spam. If I didn’t have a Barracuda Networks Spam Filter, I wouldn’t have time to write this tweet.