Breyers Converts Ice Creams to “Frozen Dairy Desserts”

Today I desperately need to get up to date on Engrish, People of Walmart, and Failblog. I feel so out of touch with today’s memes.

Just kissed Glenn in front of the anti-gay fundie protestors at Christmas in the Park. WTF are they doing here?

A double-patty meatless spicy black bean burger is NOT the functional equivalent of a Five Guys Bacon Cheeseburger. Here endeth the lesson.