“Lost” tortoise found alive in storeroom after 30 years, immediately crowned hide-and-seek champion of the world

It’ll probably be 3 episodes, with a 6 month break, then a special, then a 9 month break, then 3 more episodes, then 2 more in 2016.

Today I went to the picture framing store, the cleaners, the post office, Target, and the Rosicrucian Egyptain museum.
And not until just now did I realize that my fly was down the whole time.

Hey, all my pals who didn’t get the message about all those “Like this cute puppy” or “Like if you remember this stupid thing from 20 years ago” posts: please read this. Thanks.