“Lost” tortoise found alive in storeroom after 30 years, immediately crowned hide-and-seek champion of the world

Denist’s chairs should have massage. Also, a sign that says “You Will Get Wet!”

This was the kind of day that makes me wish I was a smoker.

Our office phone system is down, no calls to or from the outside. Relaxing, but why can’t they make it stop accepting internal calls, too?