TV reporter asks videobomber how long she’s had an STD

Kim Jong Il has died? I could have sworn I just saw him Friday at my office’s holiday party. Also there: Dr Marvin Candle from “Lost.”

Yet another graceful, strong woman taken away. Farewell, Elizabeth.

You know what’s worse than a 44th birthday? Realizing that your motto could be: “Now in our 45th Year!”