RT @BorowitzReport: Cain: “I have never heard of Fannie Mae and did not touch her inappropriately.”

Our receptionist just emailed, “I have a blue tooth here that was found near the side door.” I think we should enhance our dental benefits.

RT @RichardJMurphy: Remember when teachers and nurses crashed the stock market, wiped out banks, took billions in bonuses and paid no ta …