Fox News expert on solar energy: Germany gets “a lot more sun than we do.” [VIDEO]

Buzzwords in that last voicemail: Connect! Radar! Innovative! Capabilities! Qualitative Insights! Traction! Behind the Curtain! Methodology!

Globalization: one can now buy Jelly Babies at Target and Doctor Who airs in the US mere weeks after the UK. Kids today have it too easy.

Back in the old days I’d roll into work at 10am. Today? I’m here before 8am. This is scaring me.