Elizabeth Warren Asks The Most Obvious Question Ever And Stumps A Bunch Of Bank Regulators

Definition of optimism: the 50 year old, 300 pound, 5’4″ guy on Grindr who is *only* interested in jock guys under 30.

The roach coach that drives by every morning used to play “La Cucaracha” on it’s horn. Now it plays a karaoke version with missing notes.

So, we got a full hour for the Doctor Who premiere, but they took time away from the rest – eps are 5 minutes shorter this year. 🙁