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Number of emails overnight asking me to do something: 23. Number of emails offering to do something for me: zero.
This is me: “Chocolate mousse with a single candle in it is served to easily embarrassed customer who agreed to have dinner with friends only on the condition that they not make a big deal out of his birthday [more...]
It turns out I don’t have any purple in my wardrobe. But I’m wearing my periwinkle haunted mansion shoes, does that count?