Important Facebook updates.

Watching Cosmos for the first time in a decade, at least – wondering what Carl Sagan would say about the cosmos (and Earth) today.

There’s no way you can see a headline like “Santorum Blanketing New Hampshire” and not be grossed out. (via @BorowitzReport)

“@BorowitzReport: MUST READ POLL: Voters Willing to Replace Obama with Someone Blatantly Brain-damaged: ;